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Thursday, October 2, 2008

Corporate Fun


Does Management know their Staff?

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the Wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, 'How much do you earn?'
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question.
He replied, none the less, 'I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir. Why?'
Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,
'Around here I pay people for working, Not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back'.
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, 'And that applies for everybody in this company'.
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, 'Who's the young man that I just fired?'
To which an amazing reply came of, 'He was the pizza delivery man, Sir...'

求婚

男:“嫁给我吧!我爱你!我不能没有你!”

女:“不行,我妈妈会不高兴的。她说你太没出息!”

男:“哦!你如果不答应,我就死在你的面前!”说着,他端起手枪。

女:“请等一下,我去问问妈妈。”

男:“嘿嘿,我就知道这着有用!”

(过了一会儿)

女:“好了,我妈妈说了,我已经成年,可以看这种血腥场面了。”

男:~~~~~~~~~~~