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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Eye Test

Find B
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Once you've found the B

Find the 1

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1IIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Once you found the 1..............


Find the 6


9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999



Once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMNMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM


Once you've found the N...


Find the Q...
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

美國 vs 中國

這個笑話曾經世界排名第一

一個美國人在中國一家飯店裡吃飯。當侍者端上一盤龍蝦後,美國人問道:“請問你們怎樣處理吃剩的蝦殼?”

“當然是倒掉啦,”侍者道。

“NO!NO!NO!”美國人搖搖頭說,“在我們美國,吃剩的蝦殼就送進工廠裡,做成蝦餅,然後再賣到你們中國。

一會兒,侍者又端上了一盤水果,美國人指著其中一個檸檬又問:“請問你們怎樣處理吃剩的檸檬
皮?”

“當然是倒掉啦,”侍者道。

“NO!NO!NO!”美國人搖搖頭說,“在我們美國,吃剩的檸檬皮就送進工廠裡,做成果珍,然後再賣到你們中國。”

結帳的時候,美國人一邊嚼著口香糖,一邊笑著問侍者:“請問你們怎樣處理吃剩的口香糖?”

“當然是吐掉啦,”侍者道。

“NO!NO!NO!”美國人搖搖頭,得意的說,“在我們美國,嚼過的口香糖就送進工廠裡,做成套套,然後再賣到你們中國。”

侍者不耐煩的問道:“那你知道在我們中國,如何處理用過的套套嗎?”


“當然是扔掉啦,”美國人道。

侍者搖搖頭說:“NO!NO!NO!在我們中國,用過的套套就送進工廠裡,做成口香糖,然後再賣到你們美國...